A Rose By Any Other Name….

….still wouldn’t be this cheap! Head’s up: Whole Foods is running their annual Valentine’s Day deal, and it literally can’t be beat: not one, but TWO dozen roses for a twenty spot. Hell, those awful food-colored carnations cost more than this! The roses come in all colors, so no need to worry about sending your sorta Valentine mixed messages (that’s what yellow’s for), and — take it from us — they last forever. More than many relationships, in fact.

The deal is available at both Providence stores as well as their Garden City outpost.